Not a single scientist in this room jumped up and screamed “YOU’RE AN IDIOT, WAYNE SZALINSKI!”
I got cool shirts in the the mail today.
My cab driver is a time traveler.
The power of farts compels you!
Whoever sent this, I luv you and wish Amazon would give me your dox so I could say thanks personally. You just bought a new addition to PLA’s TNI machine.
Hi, I’m bird and I’m here to save you a ton of money on your long distance bill!
This is for you @badheadday
This sign made me feel good, but not in the way they intended.